My Trial By Erosion Of Words

Freshman year, I took a Public Speaking class. For the final, we could write our own speech or give a famous speech. I was going to re-enact this scene from Animal House, but I let someone talk me out of doing it.

This is my biggest regret of my college career. The hilarity and mass confusion would have basically made the school shut down for a day.

Life is all about the choices that we make and I made the choice not to tell someone they had a “zero point zero” grade point average. I have to live with that pain each and every day.