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My Trial By Erosion Of Words

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Maybe my favorite moment of the night during the Carolina-Clemson baseball game.

Carolina Pitcher Michael Roth more or less shoved Clemson’s Jeff Schaus to the ground while making the tag and then got in his face.

I love beating our redneck rivals from the upstate.

(Photo Courtesy of GamecockCentral.com)

4 March 2011 • South Carolina Gamecocks SEC Baseball Clemson Tigers

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This is actually written on a tombstone.

It will probably be written on mine as well. Except mine will also have “or Detroit”.

26 November 2010 • South Carolina Gamecocks Clemson Tigers

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C.J. Spiller won’t be going to New York as a finalist for the Heisman Trophy.

Here are just some of the Facebook groups started because of this:

CJ Spiller not being invited to New York as Heisman Finalist is bull****

I thought the Heisman went to the best player in college football

So I have one question for Clemson fans: ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY ASS MINDS?

C.J. Spiller is a great player. There is no doubting that. But late in the season when he was actually being touted as a possible candidate, he did nothing. Against Virginia, he had 58 yards rushing. Against South Carolina, he had 18 yards rushing. Do the math: 58+18= NOT HEISMAN WORTHY.

About the “I thought the Heisman went to the best player” group: The Heisman Trophy has gone to the best player on the best team for about 25 years now. Is it fair? Not at all. But that’s just the way it is. Deal with it, jokes.

Let’s be honest, C.J. Spiller isn’t the best player in college football. The best player in college football doesn’t make excuses like “I have turf toe” or “I had a stomach ache” or “Coach told me not to play 24 hours after a pap smear”. (HINT: 2 of these 3 were actually used by Mr. Spiller. I’ll let you figure it out)

Thankfully I won’t have to worry about any backlash from this post because Clemson fans haven’t figured out this new thing called “the internet”.

So Clemson fans you can just go rub your stupid rock, go back to your trailers, and suck it. Your boy didn’t deserve the Heisman.

34-17.

8 December 2009 • C.J. Spiller Clemson Tigers Heisman Trophy

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Gamecocks 34
Tigers 17

Domination.

Now get your redneck asses back to the upstate. Jokes

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29 November 2009 • south carolina gamecocks Clemson Tigers

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It’s that time of the year again.

Carolina-Clemson

You know, I was going to have this big write-up/preview of the game breaking down what Carolina needs to do to win, but that’s been done so much this week that it would be overkill.

So I’ll just say this:

Beat Clemson.

Just beat these motherfu**ers.

That is all.

(Photo Courtesy of GamecockCentral.com)

27 November 2009 • South Carolina Gamecocks Clemson Tigers

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Clemson Tigers head football coach Dabo Swinney in his camoflauge pants during the Virginia game this weekend.

I didn’t realize that IPTAY (The Clemson fan club/fundraising program/organization that somehow raised enough money not once but twice to get CJ Spiller to stay in school) held its annual coon hunt after the game this weekend.

Nice pants though, jerk-off.

22 November 2009 • Dabo Swinney Clemson Tigers