September 2011
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Just finished my internship paper. I'm officially...
So now what?
August 2011
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The New York Post has picked The University of...
While I do believe it is nice that Carolina is getting some recognition, I’d feel better about this prediction if it weren’t coming from a paper that actually used this picture:
While this is funny, I just can’t take a print publication that used this seriously.
If these predictions were coming from a publication like Sports Illustrated or the NY Times, I’d feel...
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The Anatomy of a Facebook Comment
Before I say anything, I’m sure that MOST New York Giants fans aren’t like this loony individual.
For those of you that don’t know, the Philadelphia Eagles signed Steve Smith, a free agent wide receiver that was a beloved New York Giant. He was on the team that won the Super Bowl and he went to the Pro Bowl in 09.
Anyway, I was made aware of his Facebook page and that many...
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Thinking About The Eagles
Wow.
What a weekend to be an Eagles fan.
Nnamdi Asomugha. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie. Cullen Jenkins. Jason Babin. Man.
Cowboys and Giants fans will tell you that these moves don’t mean much. Building your team via free agency (which the Eagles aren’t doing) isn’t the way to go about things. It’s doomed to fail.
They’re all in denial.
Are the Eagles now the team...
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Nnamdi will shut down your teams top receiver and...
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July 2011
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sandwichestime replied to your link: Michael Vick Endorses Anti-Dogfighting Bill
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.
While I do think it is nice that he’s doing all of this, yes, I’m being sarcastic with my fan-boy like reverence of him in this instance. As long as he can throw a football, I really don’t care.
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Michael Vick Endorses Anti-Dogfighting Bill →
What a human.
What a role model.
Every professional athlete should take note.
While other NFL players are off doing whatever during the lockout, Michael Vick is using his time to make the world a better place.
One of my favorite stories of the last year or so has been the tale of Michael Vick’s redemption and what he is doing to try to restore his image.
Coincidentally, one of my...
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I'd make fun of people that cried because of Harry...
But I may or may not have teared up during “Boyz N The Hood”, so I suppose I have no right to laugh.
BNTH>HP.
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Watchsportsnetny:
Bell of an Entrance
Heath Bell came charging in from the bullpen and slid up to the mound while entering last night’s All-Star Game.
Afterward, he bitched about not getting a fair chance with the Mets. Which is probably true, but still, it’s been about 5 years. Get over it.
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June 2011
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When I'm good and drunk after the Carolina...
I’m going to write a post making fun of my previous post. So I advise the people that read this blog to stay tuned. Both of you.
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You know what the worst part about growing up is?
Having to censor yourself on twitter.
When you’re applying to be a social media specialist for many companies, it’s probably in my best interest that I keep my tweets as classy as possible. Although one can debate the classiness of telling every opponent of your favorite team to “Suck it”, for the most part I do a good job.
STALKER ALERT: I personally look up the...
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NBA star John Wall’s awful attempt at tossing out first pitch before Nats game
Yahoo
Well at least he can do the Dougie (RIP) pretty well.
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Remember in the movie Friday when Ice Cube's mom...
and she was describing what she was making and Ice Cube said that sounded good thinking he was getting breakfast as well? Little did he know she was making it just for herself.
Totally just happened to me at home.
Thanks Dad.
100% sure this is a sign that I’m getting old and have to make dinner myself.
When I see a person that I know and I have no idea...
My awkwardness is on another level.
May 2011
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“Music used to be so cool. Now it’s just for shitheads.”
– Howard Stern talking about Lady Gaga and her fans
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What if the Coyotes moved to Atlanta after next...
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Mike Piazza’s memorable HR, Sept. 21, 2001
(First MLB game played in NYC after 9/11)
April 2011
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The Phoenix Coyotes
Let’s be honest, there shouldn’t be a hockey team in Phoenix. I know all eight of you ‘Yotes fans out there are going to yell at me, but stop kidding yourselves.
The team can’t sustain itself financially.
Attendance is dismal. No fans in the arena (with the exception of the playoffs) means very little revenue coming in through tickets, concessions, on-site merchandise...
March 2011
4 posts
Dear son, welcome to life as a Leaf fan →
dbizzle:
syrup-sucker:
“Look, kid. I know it seems hopeless. I know it even seems a little bit cruel to raise you as a Leafs fan. I know that whenever you see Daddy thinking about the Leafs he’s making angry faces and muttering mean words and drinking from one of his special grownup bottles. But here’s the thing, son: Some day, the Leafs are going to win the Stanley Cup. It won’t happen...
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Conversation on My Facebook Status
Leafs Fan: crosby=manvagina
Me: Says the guy with Phil Kessel on his team
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I'm going to Orlando for Spring Break...
And I’m meeting a group that is full of sorority/fraternity people. Some of which I actually know.
Yes, I’ve been hanging out with Greeks as of late. I even went to Goodwill with three sorority girls after drunkenly promising that I would two days before (I haven’t explained to them that I treat life as just one big inside joke).
Needless to say, life has gotten really weird...
February 2011
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Brett vs. Rat
Part 1
I’ll just jump right into it…
I was watching Community and I went to the kitchen to get something to eat when I heard something rummaging around. I knew what it was. The house I live in is old and our basement has rat droppings around, but I refuse to believe that they come out… Or that they’re gone.
At the very least I expect them to stay in the basement. But...
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People had an actual prayer circle on campus at...
They had a table with a sign that said, “How Can We Pray For You?”
People went up and wrote down things they wanted them to pray for.
I wanted to write, “Pray for the speedy recovery and return of Sidney Crosby”
I figured that this might be wrong, but then I thought to myself, “is it so wrong to ask people to pray for someone to recover and get back to full...
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Why yes, I did just mention that I'd maybe like to...
What in the hell am I getting myself into?
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From the AFC Championship Game Two Weeks ago
Me: Someone asked on twitter, "If there were a barefoot, drunk college girl walking across the field, who would get to her first: Ben Roethlisberger or Rex Ryan?".
Zach: Well who's to say the answer isn't simply 'yes'?
January 2011
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